September 30, 2011

Chris Farley’s pick-up line http://t.co/WOuILP0e

September 28, 2011

I love the ‘90s…and ‘90s people talking about the ‘90s http://t.co/FcgIY8hV

RT @ItsAYYSIAN: That awkward moment when you realize Facebook has made more changes than Obama.

September 27, 2011

Congrats @beastieboys for being nominated to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s class of 2012 http://t.co/U3e4HKdw

September 26, 2011

Having a job is the new raise.

Your laugh was funnier than the joke.

September 25, 2011

RT @atrak: I’m in a van down by the river. #fb

I hate your negative shit.

September 24, 2011

Hollywood Chick-fil-A!!! (@ Chick-fil-A w/ 15 others)

September 23, 2011

The leaves and my serotonin levels are falling.